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I thought my little bacon experiment was bad…

Del — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 02:12:33 +0000

So as I continue with my little bacon fascination, I’ve started looking around on the intertubes, seeing what other fun (and crazy) things other people have come up with to do with that crispy porky goodness that is bacon. I saw many things that were clever, and many things that inspired me, but I dare say I haven’t found anything like this before:

The Palin Debate Flow Chart

Del — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 14:07:00 +0000

Saw this on The Atlantic – Daily Dish and thought it was pretty funny.

Biden/Palin Debate Drinking Game

Del — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 06:19:00 +0000

Every time anyone says “Maverick”. Drink.

Every time anyone says “here’s the bottom line”. Drink.

Every time anyone uses a colloquialism for the middle class*, Drink.
*Such as (but not limited to) Soccer mom, Joe sixpack

Anytime someone speaks in absolutes (Right, Evil, etc…) Drink.

Okay – so – I know this is heavy handed towards Palin, but honestly we TRIED to come up with some for Biden. Honestly, we did – but he didn’t give us very much material to work with.

A video so odd, terrible and disturbing it’s wrapped back around in to ossmness.

Del — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 13:51:00 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npP73QIApFE

I came across this youtube video, and for some reason, I find it disturbing and hilarious all at the same time. Mr. Man and I have been quoting it to each other all day! LOL

ROFL!

Del — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 13:34:00 +0000

Del Goes to South Park!

Del — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:28:00 +0000

Sweeeeeeeeet!

A really cute, easy to use interface, if you haven’t, consider checking them out. I took my picture and added a couple of elements to make it a little more ‘me’.

My new web 2.0 addiction…

Del — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 05:01:00 +0000

The other night I was hanging out by myself on the computer because I wasn’t quite sleepy yet – when of course I get sucked in to a long conversation with an old friend I hadn’t spoken to in some time. Three or so hours later, I realize that it’s three or four a.m. in the morning. Great.

Knowing that if I went to bed now, I would only manage to really, really screw up my sleep schedule, I decide to push through and stay awake. So there I am, with no sleep, in the wee hours of the morning, surfing the web. I know, right? Bad idea compounded with bad idea, with bad idea on top.

When lo and behold… I stumble across Yahoo Answers. Now, I’ve kinda seen it in passing before, you know – I even dabbled at answering a couple of questions in the past. Nothing serious, you know – just … innocent. I swear, it wasn’t serious. But something about the late hour, the sleeplessness, the collaboration … it gets to me! And suddenly, I’m answering questions like mad… impatiently waiting for the next new question to refresh on my screen, watching the questions go by, searching for my next spark of creative wit.

And then it gets worse. I start checking back on my old answers… revising and updating where neccessary, seeing how many people gave me a thumbs up or a thumbs down… I know I should stop, that I should walk away and do something else, but it’s just so damned addictive!

And then suddenly… it stops. ‘We’re sorry, you have answered as many questions as you are allowed at this level.’ Huh? Apparently, each question you answer is worth points, and when you answer enough of them, you move to the next level. At the next level you can answer even more questions, and I’m only 20 questions short of the next level. Damn them! Damn them!

::Deep Breath:: okay – it’s okay… I’ll just, you know… do something else… ::twitch::

After a full nights rest, I come back, clearer headed and approach Yahoo Answers again… I can just dabble, can’t I? I don’t really NEED to go to the next level… right? I’ll be good this time. I’ll just answer a couple of questions, and then I’ll do something else… I can do it. I can.