The Palin Debate Flow Chart
Saw this on The Atlantic – Daily Dish and thought it was pretty funny.
Every time anyone says "Maverick". Drink.
Every time anyone says "here's the bottom line". Drink.
Every time anyone uses a colloquialism for the middle class*, Drink.
*Such as (but not limited to) Soccer mom, Joe sixpack
Anytime someone speaks in absolutes (Right, Evil, etc...) Drink.
Okay - so - I know this is heavy handed towards Palin, but honestly we TRIED to come up with some for Biden. Honestly, we did - but he didn't give us very much material to work with.
Every time anyone says "Maverick". Drink.
Every time anyone says "here's the bottom line". Drink.
Every time anyone uses a colloquialism for the middle class*, Drink.
*Such as (but not limited to) Soccer mom, Joe sixpack
Anytime someone speaks in absolutes (Right, Evil, etc...) Drink.
Okay - so - I know this is heavy handed towards Palin, but honestly we TRIED to come up with some for Biden. Honestly, we did - but he didn't give us very much material to work with.