Every time anyone says “here’s the bottom line”. Drink.

Every time anyone uses a colloquialism for the middle class*, Drink.
          *Such as (but not limited to) Soccer mom, Joe sixpack

Anytime someone speaks in absolutes (Right, Evil, etc…) Drink.

Okay – so – I know this is heavy handed towards Palin, but honestly we TRIED to come up with some for Biden. Honestly, we did – but he didn’t give us very much material to work with.